- "I would go skateboarding, but I can't find one with brakes"
- "I literally can't even look at my own belly button"
- "I wouldn't want to own a shimmery skater skirt - but a black one might be okay"
- "I maintain perfectness at all times"
- "I wish Google Images was a shop"
- "I've been asked to draw my tattoo so many times - I just can't be bothered any more"
- "That's not even a thing"
- "You know, I can just sense which bus stop we're at - it's kind of like an extreme psychic ability"
Wednesday, 12 February 2014
Overheard on the bus
Number 56 - Clerkenwell to Leyton